Funny Marriage Quotes

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
- Don Fraser

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
- Gloria Steinem

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble
- Raymond Hull

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
- Coleridge

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
- Richard Pryor

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
- Gary Busey

Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
- Irwin Corey

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

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